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This entire thing was like being forced to watch your most annoying friends travel videos from their boring road trip that you had originally declined to go on for that very reason. The only catch is that you don't know these people so you can't even make fun of them behind their backs. I wish I was exaggerating. But it's almost two hours of looking out a car window. That's not a spoiler, unless you think talking about your carpool home is a spoiler.
Don't even know where to begin.. this was one of those "movies" (if you want to call it that?) where if you were to give a 10 year old a camera, he'd do a better job with a more compelling story-line.The main characters cannot act what so ever, it is just pure dog s**tThis is just so bad, I can't even think to write this review.
Please stop making movies.
This movie could have been made into a ten minute video and not missed a thing. The last ten minutes was the only part even worth filming. The rest is the same as me taking a video grocery shopping or to Walmart. Maybe picking out new carpet would even be better or doing laundry! The characters were pretty funny but not worth wasting my time watching. I should have listened to the other reviewers but the title said shadow people so I had to watch. Don't make the same mistake! If I had paid to see this I would really be pissed!
Where to start... people, please look at number of reviews and not only the average rating. I got fooled this time and thought I had found a gem in the genre.I was very wrong. Nothing happens. I have to admit that I turned it off when there was 15 minutes left and went to bed and read instead.There is a lot of the following:
No plot whatsoeverOnly reason it didn't get one star is that I have to make amends for getting fooled so easily.
Excruciatingly slow and anticlimactic. At times you are just watching people make bad dick and fart jokes on vacation in the southern US. There is no story or content just 3 douchbags in a car.
This movie is like a 2 hour video of a youtuber's vlog. Majority of the time the characters are on the road or exploring, talking or doing things that have absolutely nothing to do with plot, with what little plot there already is. The last 10 minutes are the only interesting and scary parts but it's nowhere near worth it.
The only way I can think this ever made it out of the gates.Surely.Zero actual plot, zero character development (which I could forgive for the "found footage" concept) and zero redeeming qualities.You could watch the first five minutes and the last five minutes to get the plot and the action in its entirety.Giving this two stars because they managed to dupe me into watching this, having seen the 7+ IMDB rating. Who exactly gave it this rating, the shadow people?
Today I learnt a valuable lesson....to look at the quantity of reviews and not just the average rating.
The characters are absolutely intolerable and irritating beyond words. A majority of the movie is in a car talking about totally unrelated stuff in a manner that you would expect of a 12 year old.
Absolutely shocking that this even got released.
Utter garbage. Do yourself a favour watch a 12 year olds 2 minute vlog because that will be more entertaining than watching 2 hours of this drivel
Had promise with the concept, but the guys in the film are so annoying and immature it really does spoil any hope this film had.If you are into 30yr old guys acting like 12yr olds and laughing like little girls then this is the film for you.
After the first hour I was sure that SOMETHING must be about to happen - but NOTHING did for the next 45 minutes.How this was ever distributed in any format is beyond my comprehension. It was like watching a VERY badly shot home video shot by an very annoying moron who never shuts up.Literally NOTHING happens.This isn't worth watching at all - not under any circumstances.